A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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