Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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