My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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