i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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