Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
pray to the hookup gods
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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