is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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