I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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