Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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