I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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