I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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