i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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