I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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