the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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