so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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