It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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