I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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