Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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