8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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