This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm passing your future prison.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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