Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We have started to decorate penises.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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