But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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