that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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