No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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