i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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