I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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