it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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