How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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