Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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