Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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