we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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