Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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