so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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