discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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