so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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