Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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