Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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