Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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