We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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