her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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