So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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