Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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