i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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