Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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