I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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