this boner is exhausting
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Rumble strips road head = magical
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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