the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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