I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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