I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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