Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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