I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize